When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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2 RepliesEdited by Aech0s: 10/24/2015 5:41:59 PM>be me >9th grade football PE >been playing to have fun >kid named brian "you suck bitch you dont know how to play" >me:"oh, rly? Maybe thats because you play canadian football in your home country." >(hes latino) >very next play, i intercept a pass to him and run it for a touchdown. >whosbadnow.gif >#heragequits.jpg >i teabag the ball >"next time, try to make sure you don't mess up your comebacks" >i loled and keked >brians still a bitch to me for that.