When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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1 ReplyNot me, but i just had this happen the other day and it was hilarious as a father. I was at my 6 year old sons baseball game and my 10 year old daughter always runs around and plays with the other kids of the families. This boy kept name calling my daughter, or so she says, "you're stupid" "you don't have a brain" "you're ugly". My daughter tried 4 or 5 times to get away from him and tell him to leave her alone. So finally this little terd says it once more that "she's stupid", my daughter stops mid stride turns around and tells this kid "yeah, maybe, but you're a little b[i]i[/i]tch" lol it was everything to keep a stern face and tell her it's wrong to say that, but damn it was funny and I was proud she stood up for herself