I would hoard dicks. That way, no one will dare enter my lair demanding my head.
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"Beast! You must pay for your crimes! Come out and...oh god..."
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This... I'm laughing... So hard...
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What about horny people willing to settle on any form of free dildo's.
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There would be a bargain. Free dicks in exchange for not killing me.
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I could see the hobbits accepting that