Some of you may remember my last post about the servant of Satan we call Solaris. Well, after a good 7 minutes thinking about it, I have figured out something else about Solaris.
Solaris sighs every time I mention #BanSolaris (Make it trend peeps)
Sighing is meant to convey many feelings.
Like disappointment.
He's disappointed in me.
Why?
Maybe I was wrong.
Maybe this runs deeper than we initially thought.
Maybe Solaris is trying to tell me there's another mastermind.
Think about it.
Now that accounts that don't play Destiny are getting banned, the alts problem should be gone, right?
Wrong.
Many users have pointed out you can still make alts, and they will just take a bit more time to make.
That means it was a facade.
DeeJ announced it.
DeeJ works for Bungie.
DeeJ is a pegboi.
That means Bungie and DeeJ are all pegbois. (And peg-grills)
(I just hurt the back of my throat with carbonation from my soda, ouch)
But pegboi has no real meaning.
Or does it?
People
Everywhere
Getting
Buckets
Of
Internets
Satan is planning on siphoning the power of the internet with buckets.
"But how?" You might ask.
Let me explain.
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge involved buckets of ice.
It took over the internet last year.
Buckets taking the internet.
The Ice Bucket Challenge was a way for Satan and his minions to siphon the power of the internet.
Bungie did the challenge a little before Destiny came out.
It happened to the Ghost.
The Ghost was voice by Peter Dinklage back then.
Peter Dinklage must work for Satan.
That means Game of Thrones is a Satanic propaganda show.
Also, Dinklebot said the bucket came from the moon.
The moon must house Satan.
Satan is preparing to strike from the moon.
How can we stop this evil plot?
Simple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m95JdpLzkQY
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1 ReplyBump.
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2 RepliesWhy am I always the last to know about these things.... No.... I'm not Satan
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1 Reply#banspook0copter. Why? Bad posting.
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1 ReplyYou Are A Liar, And A Fiend.
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In the end Solaris didn't even matter.
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5 RepliesI can confirm the Moon [i]DOES[/i] house Satan, but only because his wife kicked him out, and he's crashing here until he gets on his feet.
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1 ReplyHalf life three confirmed
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Are you saying that Satan is the Ten-Tails? Wait that actually makes sense
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1 ReplyLiterally who?
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2 RepliesHe's disappointed with you... Hmm. Trying to promote a tag that mentions banning him... I wouldn't be happy if there was a tag #BanWolfOfCrota [spoiler]Don't get any ideas...[/spoiler]
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Edited by Smart Alec: 10/18/2015 3:44:02 AMOkay, what the hell is wrong with Solaris? What? Somebody tell me! He's just normal to me!
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Who's Solaris?
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[i]faith in humanity lowered by 23%[/i]
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8 Replies
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1 ReplySolaris is an amazing troll. The main problem is that nobody's noticed it yet.
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Who is Solaris? [spoiler]tryna be Lore RP friendly[/spoiler]
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Isn't Solaris the home world of the solarians
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You started off giving the impression you were on to something. Then you completely forgot about Solaris. [spoiler]It's confirmed, OP works for Illuminati. [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBut what will Solaris do?
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1 ReplyOpen your eyes sheeple
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1 ReplyThought you were talking about the upcoming strategy game from paradox interactive. Now I'm sad. :(
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1 ReplyOmg you're right thx m8 for opening my eyes to see the truth.
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6 RepliesBut who was phone?
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Lololololol br8 db8 m8
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1 ReplyThis is fantastic