I can just see it...
"Fatebringer OP plz nerf!"
"Stun lock is hacking!!"
"HoS14 blinds too much!"
thralls - "weight of darkness need buff"
dreg - "I earned my shock pistol"
I violated the Code of Conduct and was met with Stealth Vandal justice.
EDIT: so much gold in here, keep it up!!
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Edited by Sick_Like_This: 10/16/2015 6:47:01 AMThis is for The new taken enemies. And I'm going to display them as enemies but with their abilities being supers and then being in the Taken crucible. Minotaur: Ok lets just get straight to it, why do captains get a bug that lets them shoot an unlimited amount of Shadowshots that also blinds me and slows aswell, oh and don't get me started on them stealing blink from us, like are you serious, like this has been a problem from day one and they still have it in TTK update. Like come on oryx please fix and ban all those cheating captains.. From your loyal minotaur - Warlock. Captain: Haha all of these scrub minotaurs complaining about me being able to spam my Shadowshot, haha it isn't my fault that its in the game, its Oryx's fault, I'm just playing the game I paid for how I want to play it, you cant tell me that i can't, oh and if I get banned you'll be hearing from my lawyer Taniks, he needed a house so he finally got a job.... From your spamming captain - Hunter Knight: Oh My Oryx, Why is it when Taken Banner comes around the captains have to abuse their super I mean come on all I get is a shield and some flames and their over there throwing shit at me across the Oryxdamn map all game, I mean I might be able to take some damage but come Oryx these captains are to powerful please nerf.... From your loyal Knight - Titan Captain: Oh don't get me started you guys had that bug where you usei your shield and use the flames at the same time and no one could even do any damage it was bullshit. Knight: Its nowhere near as bad as yours and ours got patched a couple days afterwards, way faster than yours. Minotaur: Hey what about me I need a.... Knight: [b]SHUT UP[/b], this is none of your business now how about you go crawl in that timegate where you belong. Captain: Yeah shut up you dirty minotaur, and no one stole shit from you, I knew blink ever since I was born, you can't tell me shit. Minotaurs: But last week you guys were siding with us against the Knights needing a nerf, what happened, I mean you guys could even get ba..... Knight: Now, now come here you little minotaur piece of shit(Knight aggressively grabs the minotaur in a headlock and whispers in his ear and tells him, Sshhhhhh ssshhh shhh, Theirs no need to remind him of their sanity, hehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHA..... now, now they will all get banned in due time.) Captain: I don't care what you guys say anymore I'm going back to the Taken Banner and, wait what... I can't log in To Destiny Servers... Wait what the -blam!-. (Captain Mumbles while reading, you have been banned for cheating in Destiny.) Wait WHAT, oh oh this is the last straw Oryx I'm so tired of this shit, oh we get a exploit and I get banned for it, but the Knights get one And they don't. I am so done with Destiny, see you -blam!-ers later. Knight: (The knight exhales with relief and let goes of the minotaur.) well now how hard was that? Minotaur: Wait but this isn't right I mean even though he shouldn't of done it, its not his faul....... Knight: (Knight punches Minotaur in the face and says) Now now, you don't wanna end up like the Captains do you? Minotaur: No, but.... Knight: Shut up and listen, we run things on the Taken crucible now the Captains had their turn, they tried to stop us and nerf now many flames we can throw down, now look at them now... ( The Knight laughs diabolically) Hahaha, you actually think that bug for the Captains was there on accident, no we put it there, now if you know what's good for you, you'd keep your mouth shut. Minotaur: Wait you can't get away with this. Knight: Silly minotaur, can't you see we already have. Haha hahaha, now then, lets see what I can do with that new crit spot of yours. Minotaur: No no no, no, NOOOOOOO. Knight: ahh now then, it seems we're on good terms now right minotaur? (The minotaur cowers in corner crying for Oryx to save him, but their seems to be no hope and he replies with Ye, ye. Ye. ye, yes sir.) Well then I think that's good enough.