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Edited by Lord Wiggles: 10/14/2015 10:35:24 AM
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So my GF has no idea what Skyrim and Portal are

What do? Edit 1: Jesus 50 replies? You guys are insane
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  • Here are the steps. 1. Lock her in a glass room. 2. Cause her memory to lapse and convince her that she is Chell. (There are new age drugs for that.) 3. Unleash her into a Warehouse that you have fashioned into rooms resembling Portal's typical layout. 4. Allow her to acquire Portal gun. 5. Introduce her to GladOS via Comm. System. 6. Make her follow cryptic messages left by a man obsessed with cake. 7. In the final room, reveal GladOS. (Have Mike Patton doing background anger ● noises.) 8. When she's certain she's won, have a rather large curtain drop with the words, "The Cake is a Lie" scrolled across. 9. Jut from the curtain at an alarming speed and scream "Fus Ro Dah!" As you send her body reeling with a fan that can simulate g force, throw a note down onto her mangled body and that reads, "MEET DOVAHKIIN." 10. Prosper.

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