[b]THAT'S THE POINT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK HE DIES SO HE CAN GO COMPLETELY BEASTMODE AND CHUG 69,420 2L BOTTLES OF MOUNTAIN DEW AND COMPLETELY DESTROY LOCKE AND THEN HE WILL WIN BECAUSE MASTER CHIEF ALWAYS WINS AND THEN MY TINFOIL HAT WILL EXPLODE DUE TO THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF CHIEFS PERFORMANCE WHILE DESTROYING LOCKE AND HIS TEAM AND HIS FAMILY[/b]
[spoiler]In all seriousness though I think they are leading up to make it look like he dies just so he can pull through in an amazing and suspenseful way.[/spoiler]
*This post is sponsored by Mountain Dew and Doritos*
*this post also caused Lmax's tinfoil hat collection to combust into a giant master chief replica*
*this post also caused the replica of master chief to come to life and carry Mountain Dew and Doritos up his butt cheeks and says "ITS JOHN CENA" over and over again till he shits out halo 5 disks then he grabs a pistol made of Doritos with bullets made of Mountain Dew and shoots himself into a giant piece of tinfoil*
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