(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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2 RepliesIt was another day in the cosmodrome. My fireteam and I, bored out of our minds, were playing a game of poker. [i]Le[/i], (as I call him) was killing us. I had lost almost all of my strange coins, and [i]Goalie[/i] was so mad, his knife lit the table on fire. We ran out of the smoke-filled room, leaving our helmets and weapons in there. [i]First Mistake.[/i] The fallen jumped us. We didn't know how many there were. There were just… a lot. I awoke a few hours later, in a laser protected cell. My team has informed me of what had happened. [i]Goalie[/i] was bashing the wall, his shoulder bleeding. I checked my bond. The colour indicated it was night. Damn. The new archon of the house of devils stood at the cell door. He made a few hisses and clicks, then reached for his scorch cannon. It was over. Then I head a buzz. The buzz had no location. I was just… [i]there[/i]. It then turned into a hum. Then a rumble. Then… [i]he[/i] arrived. SmoggyPluto has crashed through the wall of the cell and punched through the laser grid. He slammed his Gjallerhorn-plated fist into the archon, smashing every bone in his body. He reached for the scorch cannon, instantly turning it into a Gjallerhorn. He cleared the room in an instant, his armour gleaming with the light of a sun. He looked back at us, and said: [i]Run.[/i] At that moment, the wall opposite to us exploded. An armada of Devil-Walkers were there. He pulled out and [i][b]Dual Wielded[/b][/i] Gjallerhorns. We ran. Behind us, we heard the distant roar of the Wolfpack rounds. At the corner of my screen, it read: [i]SmoggyPluto has Ascended.[/i] I looked in disbelief. I couldn't imagine it. What did that mean? Suddenly, everything went white. The entire building was levelled. I looked up, and saw him floating there. He looked at us, grunted, and said: [i]Good luck on your travels.[/i] At that instant, we all got our items back. He disappeared in a flash of golden light. In his wake, he left 3 Gjallerhorns. Each with a message: [i]Good luck.[/i] And I never saw him again. [spoiler]Not sure if good or garbage[/spoiler]