While every thinking and sane man would agree that anyone who puts ketchup on eggs is a deviant of the highest order. I suspect that they likely are drug addicts as well...
Now, while summary executions are the most direct solution, the bleeding heart liberal hippie elite would make a news campaign and by the end of the week we'll have ketchup mandatory on all egg dishes, including Denver omelettes.
So I propose deportation to a developing nation, such as the UK, and let them handle it.
Now debate this.
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But it's such an American, redneck thing to do!