You get to choose a class and name of your kingdom. The main goal is to battle other players, but other goals vary depending on what class you are.
For each class, the first section is the advantages, and the second is the disadvantages. I tried to make them balanced. The classes are:
[b]Paladin[/b]
-honorable and shit
-healing powers and shit
-bitches be on your charismatic dick
-anybody mess with you, they mess with God
-max swag armor
-magic sword and shit
-you're the black knight's bitch
-can't do bitches
[b]Fire Knight[/b]
-can shoot fire outta yo face
-can run like a mutha-blam!-a
-easy to blaze up
-damn, you crazy
-damn son
-calm down
[b]Black Knight[/b]
-you're hardcore
-no one messes with you
-Paladin is your bitch
-get in all the clubs
-is a badass
-is dumb
-damn, you real dumb
[b]Water Knight[/b]
-get people wet (knowwhatimsayin?)
-wet t shirt stuff
-always got drinks
-smart like a bitch, but ain't a bitch
-can strangle dudes
-you're really just a dude with a garden hose
[b]Pimp Knight[/b]
-3 D6 hos
-hos bring in treasure
-every princess you rescue counts as a ho
-can wear 10 extra magic rings
-stylin
-but it ain't easy
[b]Twin Swordsman[/b]
-two swords, man
-TWO -blam!-ING SWORDS
-shank two dudes at once
-shields are for bitches
-Wu-Tang sword style
-wait shields aren't actually for bitches
[b]Golden Knight[/b]
-tons of bling
-dolla dolla bills
-blind people with your golden sword
-people always expecting you to pay for stuff
[b]White Knight[/b]
-invisible in snowstorm
-always be losing fights
-stepping into other people's bidness
-you da bitch's bitch
-bland armor
-probably not gonna get bitches
[b]Axe Knight[/b]
-stylin with your fancy axe
-using heavy axe makes you swole
-bitches love muscles
-chops down trees, doors, and people
-people make axe puns and axe if they can axe you a question
-get it?
-kek
[b]Spear Knight[/b]
-long reach
-the -blam!- is this?
-why you gotta do that?
-not cool
-disrespectful
-shameful
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1 ReplyRogue -Getta be all sneaky -Master theif, every gang wants you to break into cars -all you'll ever do is break into cars -you get arrested -try to break out -die