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There are like 6 people in this clan I've never seen before. Since I'm not a mind reader and don't know who knows who, either let me know who invited you or just add me on XBL and come do some shit with the rest of the us sometime when you're on, also brad loves penis.
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1 ReplyHey again, If you're new to the clan, please read our clan motto. You need to be able to recite it from memory: "I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."