NoiselessPurse is Lincoln's alt.
Dolphinizer has an alt.
It's name it Dolphinizer's Alt.
So why isn't NP named Lincoln's Alt?
Maybe Lincoln should be names NoiselessPurse's Alt.
Now tell me, Flood.
Who's alt are you?
Maybe you have no alts.
Who am I kidding, of course you do.
Are you an alt?
Are you an altee?
An alter?
Altar.
Altars are where you worship things.
Like Satan.
Badger worships Satan.
So every alt is a way for Badger and his minions of darkness to worship Satan.
In a way, NoiselessPurse is probably Badger's right-hand man due to his alts that bash religion.
And Engra pushes pony porn, which is obviously Satanic because the Westboro Baptist Church forums said so.
But why would he need to commune with Satan so much?
Maybe these aren't forms of communication.
Maybe they're some sort of power source.
A way for Satan to rise, to take Badger's body and have him birth the Antichrist.
A new form of evil.
Wait, form.
Forum.
Forum!
The forum is a gateway to hell, Satan's dominion.
Badger, NP, Engra, Dolphinizer, etc. are all trying to summon Satan?
And who's behind it all?
Only 1 can be the true mastermind.
Not Badger, the willing slave.
Not Engra, the loose cannon.
Not NP, the propaganda master.
Only one can be behind this.
The true evil mastermind.
Maybe you already know who I'm talking about.
His name...
Is Solaris.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdl9Byw3ej8
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Edit 1: We have struck a massive blow my friends. Bungie is taking major steps to remove Satanic alts, crippling users like Engra and NP. Today, we celebrate. Tomorrow, we fight.
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