(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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1 ReplySmoggyPluto can solo Vault of Glass, Crota's End, and Skolas... At the same time. Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for SmoggyPluto. SmoggyPluto can equip Gjallarhorn in every inventory slot. All of SmoggyPluto's weapons have infinite attack. SmoggyPluto has a Grimoire score of infinity. The Hive may pray to Oryx, but Oryx prays to SmoggyPluto. SmoggyPluto starts every Trials run with a flawless card. SmoggyPluto dismantles all weapons into Gjallarhorns. Banshee-44 has 44 memory wipes to experience the awesomeness of SmoggyPluto multiple times. SmoggyPluto singlehandedly killed all the Ahamkara. SmoggyPluto started the game with a Gjallarhorn instead of a Khvostov.