I know it can kinda be a thorn in your side, but you have to tell her the truth. If that doesn't work, it sucks, because you have no backup plans except for your plan c which is to purify her robes by putting them in the wash, then maybe she'll be nice and you won't have bad juju with her anymore.
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I really wanted to call you a desticle but that poem was too well thought out to be insulted
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Edited by Svedalrain: 9/9/2015 8:37:34 PMStatement redacted, spoilered below. [spoiler](Except for the part where its a copypasta)[/spoiler]
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I figured just as much but it pertained to the situation so well
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It's not. It looks like a copypasta I've seen, but a Google search had no relevant results, meaning it had first been posted since the previous reset, meaning the guy is the original author.
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Hmm, I hadn't expected originality on these forums
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I made it up. It's not that hard, as long as you use the easy ones, good luck getting a galley pun.
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Well good job
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No results found, thus [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_surely]almost certainly[/url] created recently by you.
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I know there's one like this...confirming with google search, will redact previous statement if actually yours...