I'll just get a spoon and keep smacking you with it until you collapse and die after probably years of doing that.
No the incredibly slow murder with the horibly inneficiant weapon
Oh, then I'll just beat you with a lamp, rip your eye out, then replace it with the light bulb from the lamp. Then I'll chop your head off and finally, sell it to an electrician. Better?
A lamp i mean really theres so much you could have done you could have said i'll smash your head in with a charger
Nah, lamp is better. Charger is too small.