Just about anything and everything is welcome here, as long as it doesn’t violate the Code of Conduct . Talk about your dog, the news, your friends, news about your friend’s dog. If there isn’t another official forum for what’s on your mind, this is the place.
Just remember to keep it clean, and be excellent to each other. Ninjas are on the prowl! Their [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/View/bungie/conduct]Banhammer[/url] is mighty and their justice is swift.
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#Offtopic
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>I loved offtopic so much >I had all the shitposts and memes >I pray to offtopic every night before bed >thanking it for the autism I've been given >offtopic is love I say; offtopic is life >my dad hears me and calls me a fgt >I knew he was jealous of my devotion for offtopic >I call him a desticle >he slaps me and send me and tells deej >I'm crying now. And my face hurts >I lay in bed it's really cold >suddenly something touches me. >it's deej, I'm not happy. >he whispers in my ear "that's a 3 month ban" >he raises his banhammer >I'm ready, I call him a pegboi as he bans me >it's hurts so much but I do it for offtopic >I can feel my account tearing as my eyes begin to water >deej roars a weak roar as he closes my account >my dad walks in >deej looks him straight in the eyes and says >"working as intended" >dad gets on his hands and knees >deej pushes his mighty peg into his anus >deej laughs and says >"good work guardian" >deej leaves though my window >offtopic is love... >offtopic is life.