JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
Edited by Mr Swoogity: 8/25/2015 2:26:39 PM
759

Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?

When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate. [b][i][u]NEW SUBMISSIONS[/u][/i][/b] You can now tell us the funniest (naughty) thing you've ever done. It's a long story, ask for full story if you want but we basically bought 10 condoms from a dispenser in a restaraunt bathroom and blew them up [spoiler]Kaboom [/spoiler] like ballons and stuffed them in a stall We have 911 posts Another rek is "I dont have the time, nor the crayons to explain that to you 1k lmao
English
#Offtopic

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

View Entire Topic
  • >be me >6th Grade >fat >I walk into my second hour science class >kid walks up to me and calls me Yogi Bear >"Too many picnic baskets" he says as he pokes my gut. >normally I ignore him. >I take a seat >same kid sits in front of me >shit.gif >teacher walks in and says >"Alright, did you remember our test today?" >I hear whispers saying "dammit" >teacher hands out copies of test >I get mine >looks easy enough. >kid in front of my says he expects me to do it for him >I say "Gladly." >I take his paper >purposely write everything wrong a i write everything right on my paper >test is over >I get a 28/30 >he gets 0/30 >class is over >as I pass by his desk I say >"Smarter than the average bear motherfüćker." >he looks at me in disbelief and confusion >mfw [spoiler]This didn't actually happen, I actually heard this story on YouTube.[/spoiler]

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    9 Replies
    1 2
    You are not allowed to view this content.
    ;
    preload icon
    preload icon
    preload icon