I didn't do the roasting, but I did vicariously witness an insult with the caliber of the utmost savagery.
I knew this kid for about 10+ years, throughout our entire lives he would just lie and lie and lie and lie and then he expected me to still be his friend after all of it, but he was an overall lying, perverted, immature, overweight d-bag and I hate him now, and you would too.
Our senior year, he was going to ask a girl to prom. I advised against it, seeing that this girl was especially savage and unafraid of what feelings may be hurt. He ignored me, thinking that the 9th (yes, he had already asked 8 other girls and been rejected by all of them), and [b]baked a damn cake[/b] for his way of asking her to prom.
I followed him into school the morning of his promposal, and I was getting prepared for the worst, but nothing prepared me for what went down. He walked up to her at her locker (which immediately put her on high alert, he was pretty well-known as a pervert as well), and held up the cake with a little note that said "Prom?" on it.
She looked at the note, looked back up at him with a horrified face, and said "No, I don't want to go with you." He responded jokingly with "But what am I gonna do with the cake?"
She seemed to take a deep breath. I think she knew what was going to go down.
She said "Oh, I don't think you'll have too much trouble eating it all yourself." and walked away.
I couldn't even look at him for the rest of the day.
English
-
[quote]I have... ☑ Rekt ☑ Really Rekt ☑ Tyrannosaurus Rekt ☑ Cash4Rekt.com ☑ Grapes of Rekt ☑ Ship Rekt ☑ Rekt markes the spot ☑ Caught rekt handed ☑ The Rekt Side Story ☑ Singin' In The Rekt ☑ Painting The Roses Rekt ☑ Rekt Van Winkle ☑ Parks and Rekt ☑ Lord of the Rekts: The Reking of the King ☑ Star Trekt ☑ The Rekt Prince of Bel-Air ☑ A Game of Rekt ☑ Rektflix ☑ Rekt it like it's hot ☑ RektBox 360 ☑ The Rekt-men ☑ School Of Rekt ☑ I am Fire, I am Rekt ☑ Rekt and Roll ☑ Professor Rekt ☑ Catcher in the Rekt ☑ Rekt-22 ☑ Harry Potter: The Half-Rekt Prince ☑ Great Rektspectations ☑ Paper Scissors Rekt ☑ RektCraft ☑ Grand Rekt Auto V ☑ Call of Rekt: Modern Reking 2 ☑ Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Rekt ☑ Rekt It Ralph ☑ Left 4 Rekt ☑ www.rekkit.com ☑ Pokemon: Fire Rekt ☑ The Shawshank Rektemption ☑ The Rektfather ☑ The Rekt Knight ☑ Fiddler on the Rekt ☑ The Rekt Files ☑ The Good, the Bad, and The Rekt ☑ Forrekt Gump ☑ The Silence of the Rekts ☑ The Green Rekt ☑ Gladirekt ☑ Spirekted Away ☑ Terminator 2: Rektment Day ☑ The Rekt Knight Rises ☑ The Rekt King ☑ REKT-E ☑ Citizen Rekt ☑ Requiem for a Rekt ☑ Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Rekt ☑ Braverekt ☑ Batrekt Begins ☑ 2001: A Rekt Odyssey ☑ The Wolf of Rekt Street ☑ Rekt's Labyrinth ☑ 12 Years a Rekt ☑ Gravirekt ☑ Finding Rekt ☑ The Arekters ☑ There Will Be Rekt ☑ Christopher Rektellston ☑ Hachi: A Rekt Tale ☑ The Rekt Ultimatum ☑ Shrekt ☑ Rektal Exam ☑ Rektium for a Dream
-
[quote]but I did vicariously witness an insult with the caliber of the utmost savagery[/quote]
-
[quote][quote]but I did vicariously witness an insult with the caliber of the utmost savagery[/quote][/quote]
-
[quote][quote][quote]but I did vicariously witness an insult with the caliber of the utmost savagery[/quote][/quote][/quote]
-
[quote][quote][quote][quote]but I did vicariously witness an insult with the caliber of the utmost savagery[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
-
[quote][quote][quote][quote]but I did vicariously witness an insult with the caliber of the utmost savagery[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
-
[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]but I did vicariously witness an insult with the caliber of the utmost savagery[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
-
[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]but I did vicariously witness an insult with the caliber of the utmost savagery[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
-
But... But cake!
-
S4V4G3
-
[quote]S4V4G3[/quote]
-
[quote][quote]S4V4G3[/quote][/quote]
-
Dayum He got rekt beyond rektognition
-
[quote]Dayum He got rekt beyond rektognition[/quote]
-
Oooohhh oooohhh!!! [spoiler]WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! [/spoiler] OOH BABY A TRIPLE OOOHHHHH. MY N*GGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED
-
Mom get the camera!
-
Oh damn