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Edited by Jimny9914: 8/18/2015 5:51:24 AM
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It was a stormy day in may, I was playing the level 35 Tower and we were fighting Rahool, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Rahool down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "NO!" I screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. "Attempting to reconnect." It read. [b]"Get gud scrub"[/b] It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what I saw: "Randall the Vandal has joined your fireteam." I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... [b]"Not today."[/b] he said. He ran to my unmoving glitching form; my teammates screaming overwhelmed with adds. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded but knew that I would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly Randall reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Scorch Cannon He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop shot the disconnect bar into Rahool tearing him apart into nothing. His engrams then proceed to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to [i]dismantle[/i]. He stayed with us all the way to Xûr but did not speak. Finally he urinated on him and turned to us and said [b]"become legend Eliksni."[/b] [i]Randall the Vandal has left your fireteam[/i]. speechless me and my fireteam all opened the pee-stained Xûr's inventory... We all bought 3 Scorch Cannons... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed. [i]All hail Randall the Vandal[/i]
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