(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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3 RepliesEdited by TundraTuna: 8/13/2015 2:22:17 AMAt first I Was blind, but now I see, at first just an AmbitiousMule was I Then is my moment of need, drenched in blood, the stench of either caking the air, i clutched my steaming Bad JuJu thousands of fallen ravers lay in ruin around me, but this round I would not win, for i faced Randal scolds, the once fabled glitch had seeped it's way into the prison of elders and there he stood, 100X the hit points of the 35 boss, all my weapons had disintegrated from use, we battle on a plane of decapitated fallen, I stopped counting how many adds has spawned once we no longer had ground to tread on, only fallen corpses stacked high, my fireteam booted, me unable to leave the prison, was it the 9?? The architects? Perhaps this was all a hallucination brought on by using Bad JuJu in conjunction with vex armour, I hear skolas in the distance, I've bought myself breathing space as he searches for me, I look at my gauntlets which have now burnt to the wrist from enough nova bombs to restart a dying sun, and just as all hope was lost and I looked to the sky for mercy SmoggyPluto has joined your fire team There he/she was, dawning obsidian mind, crest of alpha lupi, ruin wings and peregrine grieves, descending from out the sky in an almighty fist of havoc, but this fist of havoc was void, behind Pluto were the wings of a sunsinger and the ground seemed to shake in anticipation of plutos landing, I swear I saw the sound barrier break as Pluto smashed skolas in the face with so much force, the sea of lifeless fallen exploded out the arena and dust was left in his wake, As the dust settled a shadowy figure, illuminated intermittently by bolts of arc light walked over to me, cold as ice I hear the voice speak, "heard you needed a hand, sorry if that was a bit much, wouldn't take your kill tho" smoggy generated an orb of light and threw it to me, absorbing it imbued me with a buff called smoggy weather, my abilities dealt all damage types and had significant cool down reduction, I looked at my JuJu and it was labeled scout rifle, it had the impact to match that too Skolas began to stand with a sharp intake of either and a cloud of purple fumes filled the air, half his face disintegrated, the other half, angry, I jumped over smoggy and sent of a nova bomb with both hands to my surprise three bolts shot out of my hands, in a prefect blast one central and two bribing it at immense velocity, each separate damage types, they careered through the air, rending and distorting space time in their wake before boring most of skolas's top half clean off and destroying a section of arena behind him, The either in the air thinned, variks came back on the comma and spoke "strange, very strange guardian, we thought we had lost you to the dark corners, it appears guardians do make their own fate after all" I look at Pluto and im met with a laugh, "Your not from here are you" I ask "Not quite. All won't be answered, that's that nature" as Pluto said this the stranger materialised beside us "Guardian, if you with you can spread the word to others, there's more out there than even the awoken know" I ask if there's any way I can repay them, almost instantaneously in my mind I hear both their voices speak to me telepathically "in name and action, join the legion of the large trans Neptunian object and be free from the false god RNGesus" We all nodded to each other and the pair left, turning to axiom as they walked I skipped the treasure chest that day Now I stand illuminated Many things lie beyond the Kuiper belt guardians And that's how I got my GT