I'll tell the truth, when I was at school, the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet when I was desperate. So I ended up uncontrollably peeing myself all over the carpet. Yea...
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*slams head* Borrrreeeeddddd Shitpost
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1 ReplyI told my parents my high school friend with benefits was pregnant and i was the father....my mom locked herself in her closet with a bottle of Cabernet......my dad starts crying out of what I thought was obviously sorrow, he precedes to tell me he's just so happy because he thought I was gay....*facepalm*
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1 ReplyI sent an entire paragraph about Destiny lore...to my dad.
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3 RepliesI was walking around and outta nowhere came a girl she was walking righr beside me for 15 mins. That when our paths split she spanked me and went on. It was weird
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I was walking around and outta nowhere came a girl she was walking righr beside me for 15 mins. That when our paths split she spanked me and went on. It was weird
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3 RepliesFirst day of high school aged 11. I realised I forgot my calculator and my first ever maths class was up next. I finished whatever class and ran to the toilet before knocking on my sister's French class (13-14 at the time) to get her calculator off her. She was sitting right at the back so I walked past the whole class who burst out laughing and were saying "do you like flies? "Buzzzzz!!1!!1??!!!l" etc. I got to my sister and she was laughing hysterically but whispered to me "your shirt is hanging out of your flies." That was embarrassing.