When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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1 ReplyEdited by BottomKek: 8/12/2015 8:35:19 PMThis is nasty and a rek. >Be me. >8th grade. >Whore in school. >Dresses like a slut. >Treats me like shit. >Had 8 boyfriends in 1 year. >One day. >After school. >Basketball practice. >Goes to bathroom. >Shits and goes to wash hands. >Sink that's not on a table. >Curtains under a pavilion. >Washes hands. >Hears noises under sink. >Opens curtains. >Bitch was making out with a douchebag. >Wearing nothing but her panties. >Screams. > I say: "Twinkle twinkle little slut, name a guy you haven't f[u]u[/u]cked. Was he tall, was he small, never mind you've done them all!"