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Edited by Mr Swoogity: 8/25/2015 2:26:39 PM
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Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?

When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate. [b][i][u]NEW SUBMISSIONS[/u][/i][/b] You can now tell us the funniest (naughty) thing you've ever done. It's a long story, ask for full story if you want but we basically bought 10 condoms from a dispenser in a restaraunt bathroom and blew them up [spoiler]Kaboom [/spoiler] like ballons and stuffed them in a stall We have 911 posts Another rek is "I dont have the time, nor the crayons to explain that to you 1k lmao
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  • Edited by BottomKek: 8/12/2015 8:35:19 PM
    This is nasty and a rek. >Be me. >8th grade. >Whore in school. >Dresses like a slut. >Treats me like shit. >Had 8 boyfriends in 1 year. >One day. >After school. >Basketball practice. >Goes to bathroom. >Shits and goes to wash hands. >Sink that's not on a table. >Curtains under a pavilion. >Washes hands. >Hears noises under sink. >Opens curtains. >Bitch was making out with a douchebag. >Wearing nothing but her panties. >Screams. > I say: "Twinkle twinkle little slut, name a guy you haven't f[u]u[/u]cked. Was he tall, was he small, never mind you've done them all!"

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