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Edited by Straight Fish: 8/12/2015 2:36:46 PM
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I was in a house party a couple days ago and a m8 of mine needed a partner for beer pong. I'm 16, somewhat asocial but I mingle a bit, peer-pressure is crushing me, never drank beer, I do it anyways to be cool. So we get on the table, m8 tells me I don't have to drink any because he respects my descision but I drink some anyways. The guys at the other table have been on a streak beating everyone. I swoop down and with my very mlg skills and hyped up screaming, everyone thinks I'm drunk but I just like acting like it. We're down to 1 cup each and I put up my best drunken act and walk up to my adversary and tell him that if I get his cup on this try I get a free pass for him to suck my dick. Everyone thought I was serious and so did he, and accepted. I trick shot the cup and everyone goes wild and he is standing there horrified while my m8 dives in head first into the pool. Then I tell him "I hope you swallow!" And he takes a seat with his head hung low. I tell my m8 I've been sober all night and he starts laughing his ass off. Easily greatest expirience I've had so far.
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