I was in a house party a couple days ago and a m8 of mine needed a partner for beer pong. I'm 16, somewhat asocial but I mingle a bit, peer-pressure is crushing me, never drank beer, I do it anyways to be cool.
So we get on the table, m8 tells me I don't have to drink any because he respects my descision but I drink some anyways. The guys at the other table have been on a streak beating everyone.
I swoop down and with my very mlg skills and hyped up screaming, everyone thinks I'm drunk but I just like acting like it. We're down to 1 cup each and I put up my best drunken act and walk up to my adversary and tell him that if I get his cup on this try I get a free pass for him to suck my dick. Everyone thought I was serious and so did he, and accepted. I trick shot the cup and everyone goes wild and he is standing there horrified while my m8 dives in head first into the pool. Then I tell him "I hope you swallow!" And he takes a seat with his head hung low. I tell my m8 I've been sober all night and he starts laughing his ass off.
Easily greatest expirience I've had so far.
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Edited by M40A3 Demon OG: 8/16/2015 5:39:48 AMM8 next time don't copy a T.V show scene 0/10
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I don't watch tv m8, this is an actual thing that happened earlier this week.
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0/10 m8.
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Dank you m8
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Legend lives!
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Fking legend
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Was it good? [spoiler]The blowjob, I mean.[/spoiler]
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It was a 4/10 IMO. [spoiler]Poor guy still believes it. I'll break it to him on Monday tha it was an act. [/spoiler]
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This happened on Monday actually. It's fresh in my mind.