When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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My friend was going to take my short friend to an amusement park, and when we were talking about at lunch, naturally all my other friends were like "Woah woah woah, why are you taking him?" "You should be taking me!" And all that. Then I said "Why are you taking him? He's not even tall enough to ride the rides!" Everybody sat there for a second like- DAYUM. Then OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH REKT My short friend put his head in his hands and had to rethink his life