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Edited by Kenicks:
8/14/2015 2:11:08 AM
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Terrier vs Terrorist
So, guys.
Who wins?
1000 Terrorists with AK-47s
versus
1 Jack Russell Terrier
[u][b]Strengths/Weaknesses[/b][/u]
Terrier
[spoiler]
[i]Terriers have sharp teeth[/i]
[i]Terriers are vicious[/i] [b]- Spooky Skeleton[/b]
[i]Terriers can't hold guns[/i] [b]-Jbentzing18[/b]
[i]Terriers are fast and can avoid gunfire[/i]
[b]-Jbentzing18[/b]
[i]Terriers can blind enemies with cuteness[/i]
[b]-Rīçhčår[/b]
[i]The terrier chews off it's legs and summon the illuminati for assistance[/i]
[b]-Ebola[/b]
[i]People like terriers better than terrorists.[/i]
[b]-Destroyr19[/b]
[i]Terriers can't fly planes[/i]
[b]-HamIcing[/b]
[i]Terriers are the only unstoppable force in the universe[/i]
[b]-Someoneelse[/b]
[i]Terriers have eye lasers[/i] [b]-Saltymcsaltman[/b]
[i]Terriers can fly if you throw them hard enough[/i]
[b]-AStupidThing[/b]
[/spoiler]
Terrorists
[spoiler]
[i]They have to wear clothes[/i]
[i]Terrorists commit friendly fire[/i] [b]-DB5[/b]
[i]Terrorists have aloha snackbars[/i] [b]-Saltymcsaltman[/b]
[i]Terrorists can't fly planes either[/i]
[b]-HamIcing[/b]
[i]Terrorists have such bad aim that they make stormtroopers look like true sharpshooters[/i]
[b]-Lego A$$[/b]
[i]Terrorists aren't cute[/i] [b]-Mi Casa1[/b]
[i]Terrorists hardly work together[/i]
[b]-Exodus[/b]
[i]Terrorists have bush[/i] [b]-BostonBakedDeath[/b]
[i]All of the terrorists can be single handedly taken out by a generic 80s action hero[/i]
[b]-Lego A$$[/b]
[i]Some terrorists could be allergic to terriers[/i]
[b]-AStupidThing[/b]
[i]Terrorists look suspicious when they poop in public[/i]
[b]-AStupidThing[/b]
[/spoiler]
[i]feel free to submit your own![/i]
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The terrier can shit on them, terrorist are stupid, they eat it because they haven't eaten in days. ded.jpg
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1 ReplyEdited by Marcus Marcus: 8/14/2015 2:32:20 AM[quote][b]Terrorists:[/b] [spoiler]Can't fly planes either[/spoiler][/quote] Laughed too hard at this
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1 ReplyOnly one of them can eat their own poop.
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1 Reply1billion lions
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Terrorist can black out if exposed to your mom.
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Terriers can fly if you throw them hard enough.
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5 RepliesTerrorists can pose as trolls on the Internet.
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They both want you to respond to every single piece of spam you see.
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Terriers have four legs.
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Terrorist aren't very smart.
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Terrorist can make Fox News freak out any time they want.
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Terrorists have bush.
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Edited by AStupidThing: 8/13/2015 10:13:53 PMTerrorist can be extremely edgy on the Internet and not feel shame.
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Christian terrorists can get away with stuff.
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Terrorists can get equipment from abandoned US military stuff.
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No one bats an eye when a terrier sniffs you down for explosives.
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Terrorists look suspicious when they poop in public.
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Edited by AStupidThing: 8/13/2015 10:04:57 PMTerriers can't fart with their arm pits.
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Edited by AStupidThing: 8/13/2015 10:07:50 PMA terrorist could pose as an annoying user with a default avatar who spams constantly on Bungie.net about terrorism.
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A terrorist could be christian, and no one would accept that he was a terrorist. Then he'd go 'PRAISE JESUS', and blow us up with a God bomb.
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Terrorists have cool hats.
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Terriers don't kill themselves.
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Edited by AStupidThing: 8/14/2015 2:28:57 AMA terrier could be mistaken for a type of ship by a battleship. "Brother, they have released 40,000 terriers on our outposts!" "AHHGG!!! Run, run! They'll 9/11, us!"
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1 ReplySome terrorist could be allergic to terriers.
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3 Replies"terriers haVE EYE LASERS"
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2 RepliesTerrorists have such bad aim that they make stormtroopers look like true sharpshooters
