When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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In 8th grade, there was this kid who tried bullieng me, and he ended up one day coming up to me saying "hey you emo fag (I had really long hair then, not emo) how was cutting yourself last night?" Hes really short, so I then said "no, but Ill enjoy cutting you life shorter. Oh wait your so short, your life is already too short nevermind" and walked out of the lunch room. Everyone in that area was saying damn really loud