When I was around the age of 13 me and my mom moved to china. I didn't really want to go but she promised it'd be exciting and what not so I went reluctantly. And so were there in some shit tiny apartment and she's got her maid job or whatever that we had to travel 10 -blam!-ing hours for. And then I met this sweet Chinese tang that became bae but I'd confuse her with any other girl in the country. So this guy got mad at me cause I was moving in on he's turf and him and his squad chased me through Hong Kong until I stumbled upon some janitor or homeless guy who got my back. After some debating he told me he'd teach me Kung fu and told me to meet him up at his house. (Which was -blam!-ing weird and my mother was totally okay with.) but like any other angst teenager I wanted senpai to notice me. So I went and the asshole made me clean he's -blam!-ing house. I wondered if this was how kids got put into sweatshops, with promises of karate lessons that would never come. But then I thought to myself, "shit I'm like a fly in a rice bowl, there's no way I can hide from those -blam!-s so I might as well stick with this guy for now." Long story short senpai thought me to beat people up and told me the only way I can take revenge was to join some fighting ring (which I bet was just a way for the asshole to make some money of me.) long story short, I ended up -blam!-ing the guy up with a roundhouse kick thought to me by chuck Norris. So the training was pointless, but that guy was tots rekt and I kept he's bitch. So wins all around.
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This sounds so similar to Karate Kid.
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Nice grammar
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Mother-blam!-er! I didn't know what it was until I saw the guy and turf.
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Lel it's a good summary read thou
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I knew what this was from the first sentence
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Lol that's actually pretty impressive, my first thought would've been "who the fûck would want to move to China?"
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This is actually the new Karate Kid's plot. Wtf
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Obviously man, you think that type of shit happens in real life? The joke Your head
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Now THAT was a rek
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http://depts.washington.edu/depress/women_uw_changing_roles.shtml
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That's a movie, I think
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You are correct sir, it is in fact my movie
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I read the beginning and immediately thought karate kid
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You thought correctly my splashing friend
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Karate kid .jpg
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JU JITSU KID (I know it's not ju jitsu it's karate or something I wasn't sure how to spell it)
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I've taken you've seen my work?
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Plot to the karate kid Ding
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Lol you got me
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This should be a movie.
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