When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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I used to be a real dick online. I would stay in game chat just hoping for some one to duck with. Here are some of the things I've said, keep in mind, most where to sqeakers and dude bros: Told a kid he was gayer than cum on his dad's mustache Told a kid I would titty -blam!- his dad Told a kid his cock washer had spin cycle Told a kid I wished his mother had swallowed That's probably the worst of it.