When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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4 RepliesEdited by Kilerdrake: 8/6/2015 1:47:36 PMA smexy girl in my class (fkin whore) heard me and my friends conversation about feminisim (we were actually studying sociology) she said this to the whole class "men are such ass holes, they take everything and leave nothing and are really selfish just like you, fuk you!" I replied "bitch don't quote 300 get out of here this is my swamp" Needless to say I got a 250 word letter to write about equality.