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Edited by dumbass:
8/19/2015 7:29:24 PM
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I start my freshman year at highschool in a couple of weeks
I start my freshman year of highschool in a couple of days, so does anyone have any tips considering that b.net mainly consists of older people
EDIT: 100 replies...I feel so special xD
EDIT: I changed days to weeks because some people flipped out about it xD
EDIT: Started School 2 days ago. Thanks for the advice OffTopic!
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2 RepliesEdited by BrianWalton: 8/5/2015 5:08:38 AMHere's what you do. Go to sleep early the night before the first day of school. Walk into your first period class on time. Wip out your phone. Then show the hottest chick in class your Ghorn. At this point she'll wanna see more of your arsenal. So do what any real man would do and show her your flawless Trials gear. If she hasnt thrown herself on you or wet her pants in excitement then she isnt the type of girl you want. Repeat step 2 in every period until your entire freshman class knows who's the realest man in school. Youre welcome
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1 ReplyFreshman interwebs high five?
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Join a sport and a club that should save you a lot of heart ache if you end up being a cast away there's always the socially awkward table make friends with seniors, they shall help Don't be a douché
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1 ReplyEdited by ferial56: 8/14/2015 11:51:43 PMKeep a small blunt weapon in your pocket, preferably a hammer. If the bullies start teasing you. Just pull it out and say: "STOP! HAMMER TIME"!" They'll never bother you again.
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Posted this advice in a similar thread. Carry as few things as you need to in your backpack, don't make it look like a burden. Do not run in the hallways and do not bump into other people! Above all, remember this. As a freshman, you will be hated. It's just absolutely natural. Every freshman wonders why they're hated, then when they become a sophomore, and everything above, you start to hate freshmen. It is perfectly natural, don't get offended.
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Don't be like the freshman at my school. They think they are a big deal and run the school. You will be laughed at if you try to do that. Just be nice to everyone and make sure no one has a reason to hate you. Also, never talk shit about anyone. They always find out.
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Don't turn her down, you'll regret it later.
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3 RepliesEdited by SnowGuardian: 8/3/2015 8:57:37 PMFind the biggest, baddest mother-blam!-er in the entire school and make him your bitch. Now I know what you are thinking right now. It is probably something along the lines of "Oh Caleb how the heck am I supposed to do that?", but I assure you that by following my probably 5 step plan (I'll figure it out while writing, but won't come back and change it) that you truly can succeed. Step 1: [spoiler]Send me NewEgg cards via pm so I can buy a pc[/spoiler] Step 2: [spoiler]Actually find your potential bitch[/spoiler] Step 3: [spoiler]Confront him in a public/high-traffic area[/spoiler] Step 4: [spoiler]Grab him by both nipples and twist. If he has more then two nipples the alternate part way through[/spoiler] Step 5: [spoiler]Kick him in the scrotum hard, but not hard enough to rupture anything (eugh)[/spoiler] Step 6: [spoiler]Say something intimidating to the crowd that now surrounds you[/spoiler] Step 7: [spoiler]Get sent to the office, but don't worry because they will be too afraid to reprimand you[/spoiler] Step 8: [spoiler]Both male and female alike will now swoon at your badassery whenever you pass by[/spoiler] Step 9: [spoiler]As ruler of the school you must collect money. 75% goes to you and 25% goes to me[/spoiler] [spoiler]Now go out there and open up a can of whoopass[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGive me your lunch money or its down the toilet bowl for you son, this is my turf and if you snitch on me i got friends and we will catch up to you at the end of the day - watch out for those guys lol, that was me
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9 RepliesJust listen. Fight the biggest senior jock and win. Make sure everyone is watching. Surely he has a girlfriend. Kiss her while standing on that loser jock. You're the talk of the town, you're hotter than hot, badder than bad. Rumors go around that your dick is the size of a tree. Bitches love trees. So you own the school. You start hanging around with the older kids. You date that jock's ex who you kissed in front of the whole school. What do you do next? Homework? Sure, if you're a bitch. You get a nerd to do that shit for you. Now once you're in the cool crowd, don't forget your friends, the real ones, the bros. So when the cool kids ask you to go to the party one Friday night, turn them down and go chill with the Bros. Bring that senior gf of yours to come and suck on your snitzle while you play dungeon and dragons or some shit with your friends. Once the cool kids start hearing about that, they want your attention again, they start playing. They become the geeks while you and your friends are hitting up the gym lifting iron and eating protein by the gallons. You get big as hell and you and your friends are the new jocks. Remember when you kicked that guys ass before in front of everyone? You now own everyone in your school and you hand out girls to your friends. Sex parties everywhere. You are now ruler of the school, King of the mountain, you can do anything! What you did was flip the crowd and became the master. In addition to that, you now have a decent prostitution business. You're welcome.
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Can't help you, I'm starting too
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1 ReplyRemember, sing whenever you get the chance, real highschool is just like Highschool Musical
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FRESH MEAT FRIDAYSSSS!!!!
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Don't go.
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- sitting alone curling 100lb dumbbells and reading signed edition of ripptoe's starting strength - cute cardio bunny approaches me - start trembling with fear - "Hey! You're doing Ripptoe's? Is it any good?" - "I-I think you'll find Ripptoe's transcends the normative compound-isolation dichotomy, actually," I reply - she says she doesn't understand - I snort with laughter - protein shake spurts out of my nostrils, along with a single strand of spaghetti - panicking, I quickly pull my mossimo v-neck to my nose and blow - more spaghetti falls out - I try to catch it all in my fedora, but it quickly overflows - the girl is staring at me in horror - I stand up, knocking the bench over, and sprint towards the door - trip on a string of spaghetti that was dangling from my nose - as I crash to the floor a wet bubble of bolognese sauce escapes from my ass - I attempt to stand up but slip on a meatball that had rolled out of my trouser leg - everyone is laughing hysterically - I try to apologize but my mouth is full of spaghetti - start vomiting uncontrollably - the spaghetti wraps itself around my neck - I can't breathe - I beg for help but no-one can hear me over their laughter - everything goes black
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Don't drop out like a stupid fig. Don't be silly wrap your willy. Study but don't be a wankstain and live a life. If you're going to get into sports make sure you'll actually play if you bust ass working. Stay open minded and don't shoot people down, that's how you piss people off for the next four years. Study for your damn ACT Make friends with a teacher quick.
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3 RepliesWatch the beginning of 21 jump street
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4 RepliesHahaa sucker! Country where i live school starts 1.sept and ends 4.june! :) So three months of vacation! Really dosen't matter for me anymore but still :)
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3 RepliesEdited by superassassin364: 8/4/2015 10:37:35 PMMake school one of your biggest priorities. You're gonna spend a lot of time there and you aren't there to goof off. Who's popular and who's not isn't going to matter in a few years because you can only be in high school for so long. Pretty obvious but don't be a douche bag or do anything illegal or stupid. Respect others as you want to be respected Join a club that you may be interested in. If you start struggling with a subject, find a tutor of you care about passing. Enjoy your freetime. Your life shouldn't be ALL about school. Lastly, the ACT is Hell. It is the Dark Souls of tests. Prepare for it, and it will look good for when you're looking for colleges.[spoiler] sincerely, a rising senior[/spoiler]
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Do freshman football! Every girl likes an athlete <3
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1 Replysmok weed mastabate n pley calladooty
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Revel in the carefree life you will be living. You won't think it will be as easy as it really is, but damn, those were the golden days.
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1 ReplyEdited by numenor_lord_eLk: 8/5/2015 12:03:45 AM[quote]OMG were trending[/quote] dont do stuff like that
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2 RepliesI have a lot of advice to give, but what type of school is it? Private/Public? Co-Ed/All Males? High Intelligence/Average/Low Intelligence?
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Don't click what Dorit has to show.
