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*hugs*
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*embraces*
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*Cops feel while hugging*
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*caresses face*
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*Gets room in shady motel*
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*buys cheep wine and lube*
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Are you gonna take me out to dinner first?
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*Buys pot noodles, plastic rose and borrows the motels kettle* Spare no expense for you bby
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Are the noodles beef flavoured?
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If you like? There's a whole range dude.
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A whole range? *Bends over
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*lubes up*
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*Lubes down*
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*spreads*
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*Spreads peanut butter*
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*licks all over*
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*Gets creeped out*
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The hell you are, you started this. *keeps licking*
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Uhhhhh *Tries to leave*
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*Nopes out