Why don't you tell me then wise guy. Be a man and say it to my face for me.
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I would, but I guess you're too ignorant to understand implications. [i]He stands, and says it to your face.[/i] You're nothing but a little bitch, stuck-up, hunting for attention. The attitude won't work when you get to the big leagues, not against the people more powerful than you. To us, you are just another sleazy whore looking for attention. [i]He laughs.[/i] [i]Hit me.[/i]
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Good. I'm glad we could work that out like professionals right? Calling each other sleazy whores is professional to you, right? But wait, I still haven't called you anything have I? Not have I laid a finger on you. But... [b]She picks up her drink, and slowly tips it over your head, pouring the contents all over your head.[/b] Not against the rules, why not? You're not getting hurt by a little spill, and I'm not being unprofessional by calling you name either. [b]She chuckles.[/b] Very funny old man.
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 8/3/2015 2:57:21 AM[i]He laughs at your little trick.[/i] Maybe you have more control than you let off. Amusing, to say the least. Takes a lot to survive in the business too, to be the old man is to be successful.
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[b]She tosses a loose rag your way.[/b] Clean off your head, you smell like a drunk elephant now that you spilled my drink.
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[i]He wipes it off with his cowl, disregarding the rag.[/i] And why exactly do you know what that smells like?
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From you, obviously. What else would smell so utterly repugnant? [b]She gets another drink, waggling it your way as a sort of jibe[/b]
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Yes, because I'm [i]obviously[/i] a pachyderm.
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Yeah, you didn't know that? Thought you were supposed to be smart.
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Dogs and elephants are far from the same.
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So you're a doggie now. Awwww little puppy...
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The dogs of war are hardly puppies.
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Edited by Kinda Red: 8/3/2015 8:12:49 PM[b]She does a voice that would best be used on an actual puppy.[/b] Awwwwww~ little puppy wants to play? [b]She reaches up and pats his head.[/b] So adorable~! [spoiler]>Assumes he has hair lol[/spoiler]
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[i]He merely ignores it.[/i]
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Awwwww~ so sad.... Puppy doesn't like to be petted...
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Glad to see you're amused.
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Awwww thanks puppy... [b]She pets your head again[/b]
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Very childish aren't you? I'm surprised you take care of Frost and Ember...
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I'm only "childish" when the opportunity presents itself and none of them are around to see me do it. Plus, I've had a lot to drink tonight, and I'm a lightweight. I may or may not be slightly drunk by now.
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 8/4/2015 2:54:31 AMAh. That would explain it. Body size and experience play a large role in how you handle your booze. As for the other two...
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Mhm. So... [b]She takes another sip, then sets down her now empty glass.[/b]
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It doesn't help to keep it up, you know. Tomorrow's not going to be fun for you.
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Keep what up? And what?
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Drinking. You'll have one hell of a hangover if you're a lightweight.
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Edited by Kinda Red: 8/4/2015 2:39:01 PMMm, maybe. Maybe you're just afraid I'll drink you under the table if you get your own glass. Hm? Yeah, on the job, I know you'll say something like that just to stop a "professional" from getting beat by a little girl that's already almost drunk.
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[i]He laughs.[/i] I'll take my chances. Alcohol dulls the senses, slows reaction time. Not to mention, my job actually has requirements.