dont believe everything you read on the internet , here's what really happened:
since the content is stale and new dlc is desparately needed at this point , deej , byf , wishmeluck plotted a master plan to spice up the destiny universe ,of course to make a good story we need a hero/white knight and a villian/martyr and a victim , the roles were quickly decided between deej and the gang ,
but then suddenly deej realized , what if he he's not a good enough internet violence victim because you know all the controversy about deej controlling wht xur sells and weekly updates so he got this brilliant idea "guys lets use the dames from destiny to create a even bigger scandal to provide thrill to the new action/content thirsty audience " , the dames not knowing what awaits them blindly followed the sudden bungie bounty invite to get some more internet fame just to be abused by the dedicated villian in this story ,
well actually the dames were just bystanders in the nasty internet assault , but thats where our white knight hero comes on the scene twisting words and punishing our anti-hero martyr by taking away his stream job and now he has to suffer hunger and pain , once again the good guys in destiny saved the day from evil internet sexists,
well played Deej and the two other guys , it was video game oscar worthy
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Why are you still here?
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But, this is on the Internet...
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For that to be believable, deej would have to level of intelligence
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Lol says don't believe everything you read on the Internet. Then rambles about some crazy elaborate conspiracy theory. [spoiler]illuminati confirmed [/spoiler]
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Edited by OSean: 8/2/2015 1:08:49 AMsir im not a white knight my skin is light brown and also im not an american
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and also im darth vader
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This brought me to tears. You sir, have won the internets. Job well done, jolly good.
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Congrastulations, you have graduated to the status of Internet conspiracy theorist. Here's your complementary tinfoil hat.
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Edited by GANTZ: 8/2/2015 12:13:11 AMomg really? this is what ive been working so hard all my life for , uncovering secret organizations and shit , i couldnt resist to take a selfie ASAP with my new hat, how do i look?
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took you time but what's the reason?
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seeking the truth
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what truth?
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Edited by GANTZ: 8/2/2015 12:25:30 AMi put myself in great danger to tell you the truth about deej's undercover destiny operations , by this time they probably already traced my IP addreess and sent a team of mercs to silence me , if you wont see me on this forum after the next 24 hours , please repost it and ask others to repost it to spread the truth , also contact your local russian embassy with the information or post it on wladimir putins twitter, at that point only russia will be able to stop em as they already taken control over the western hemispehere