BREAKING NEWS
NASA has discovered a new planet in our solar system, previously dubbed "the Sun". We interviewed a NASA official on the matter.
"Yeah, so we thought that the Sun was actually a big ass star but as it turns out, it is just a really -blam!-en hot planet! We have sent a shuttle full of astronauts to this new planet to set up a research station for, you know, science."
We will update you all as new information is acquired.
English
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Update: astronauts were confirmed K.I.A.
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"Ok, so as it turns out the sun isn't a planet. It's still a star. So, uh..." *punches the camera*
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"Mission abort"