I prefer my right hand but when I feel like getting messy I use my left but some times there's more pleasure for going ambidextrous. Are you picking up what I'm putting out? (;
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The hell is going on here?!
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Fun times
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Alright then...
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Bitch, you can't even fit a flea's pinky around that shit, so stfu.
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I know because it's too big
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Ha! Stop trying to flatter yourself.
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Look we are both big dick men here we should be able to not feel threatened by other dicks
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Edited by Angelic Wolf: 7/26/2015 10:44:03 PMYou only feel threatened because my dick is naturally bigger than yours is, even when you use special "enhancers."
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My dick was introduced to radiation so now I can do all sorts of things they call me dick boy
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Probably because you try to make up for what you don't have by being a big dick.
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My worst enemy is the cock blocker [spoiler]this is some funny shat[/spoiler]
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You don't have a cock to block, you twat. [spoiler]How are you not used to this?[/spoiler]
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You're right I don't own a chicken. [spoiler]I've been gone[/spoiler]
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A cock is a rooster, not a chicken. Get your facts straight.
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[quote]I prefer my right hand but when I feel like getting messy I use my left but some times there's more pleasure for going ambidextrous. Are you picking up what I'm putting out? (;[/quote]
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Damnit, you beat me.