When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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4 RepliesTrue story. Just to start I want to say I have nothing against Asians. Years ago when I was in H.S I kicked some Mongolian kids ass really bad I left his right eye more chink. He wanted to go around saying he won. I had a whole lot of witnesses that saw what happen. So I told his friends to tell him I said to tell people what really happen or else I'll -blam!- up his left eye up and make him look Japanese. Kid ended up transferring to the other HS in the town I was living in at the time. Poor kid.