When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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22 RepliesI ussd to get bullied at school by these 2 kids, they used to steal my money everyday, one changed school and the other kept bullying me, i told him to 1v1 me on the schoolyard after class, i broke his 2 arms, nose and his mouth with just my hands while he had a knife yelling at me he will kill me, he never came back.