I'm single because I'm an asshole. How about you?
Edit: I have just now been informed by my ex that I am not just an asshole, I am in face a [i]super[/i] asshole. Take that as you will.
Edit 2: A friend sent her a link to this topic and now I've been upgraded to [i]king kamehameha super dick[/i] asshole. -_-
Edit 3: If you're young, as in under 18, don't worry about being single. Hell. Don't worry about being single no matter how old you are. It's better to be single and awesome than together with someone who sucks. Cheers to being single boys!
Edit 4: Cheers to girls too! Didn't mean to leave the sisters out.
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Can never get a passport that allows me to cross the only a friend border