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Edited by Mr Swoogity: 8/25/2015 2:26:39 PM
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Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?

When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate. [b][i][u]NEW SUBMISSIONS[/u][/i][/b] You can now tell us the funniest (naughty) thing you've ever done. It's a long story, ask for full story if you want but we basically bought 10 condoms from a dispenser in a restaraunt bathroom and blew them up [spoiler]Kaboom [/spoiler] like ballons and stuffed them in a stall We have 911 posts Another rek is "I dont have the time, nor the crayons to explain that to you 1k lmao
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  • In 4th grade I put two balloons under my shirt (to make it look like tits) when someone said your a transgendered then some kid said dont wrry he never had a dick anyway I replied saying says the one who is so fat he cant see his dick

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  • One guy was talking about a pet pig I said "your mother doesn't count"

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  • On a "field training exercise" (basically a camping trip. Games were fun) with the Royal Canadian Air Cadets. In the same tent as myself was a little 12 year old. 12: I've had sex before. Me: Your hand doesn't count.

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  • About as hard as I rekt your mom last night

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  • My friend was bragging about the Tennessee vols Him: man we where so good for the first 3 quarters Me : did you hear the news Him : no Me the local news station reported hearing fire trucks at neyland stadium ( their stadium) but they just realized that is was their game going up in flames

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  • I had a buddy poop in a box during an internship on our last day and left it in our bosses workshop so it could stay in the warm shop for 2 weeks when he was on vacation

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    • You must of eaten rotten alphabet soup, because you're just shitting out words that don't make sense

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    • After I got my glasses this random fatty started shouting nerd at me and starting running at me so after he stopped running he did the stereotype puffed out fat guy rubbing knees thing. We'll he while he was doing that he was insulting me so yelled at him where he can get lipo suction and if he didn't want to do that he could at least go on a diet

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    • Much bump

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    • Verbally or physically? I've got wins and losses both ways

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    • No u

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    • My friend was getting roasted by my friend alex. I decided to end it by saying "Darren you should go to bed because alex just put you to rest"

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    • Edited by fleezinator: 9/24/2015 1:44:00 AM
      Friend is throwing around his 49ers backpack around class Teacher picks up trash can "You missed" Class:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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      • My Atheist teacher said "I'm single" after responding to why he's lonely I said "[i]try Christian mingle.com[/i]"

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        • This happened like, 2 days ago prior to this comment being posted. So I was at school in the parking lot where all the kiosks were for a big volleyball tournament was being held. Me and the squad sit down on a table and start talkin and whatnot. So there's this speaker on pandora or something right? Playing all kinds of popular music and such. I'm sitting on one end and our friend we call The Mexican sits on the other, chill dude, a bit awkward but still a nice guy. We make a small joke about how he's such a "hipster" for reasons I don't remember and it stuck. So the Weeknd was on the speaker and Mexican was singing along. So I decided to playfully go like "You dirty hipster! Disgusting!" because I honestly hate all these stuck-up pretentious hipsters. Then he goes like: "Well at least I'm not some dubstep-metalhead" All my buds look at him, then at me and go -blam!-ing crazy because I got rekt. Tfw a Mexican just rekt you Mfw when being horribly humiliated when I've been rekt Mfw I have to give Mexican props for the comeback since he's so chill about everything.

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          • Be me Guy at work talking shit all day Get kerosene and matches Set his house on fire Rescue his family Execute them in front yard Make him watch ????? Profit

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            • Kid:y u suck so much c0ck? Me:do I look like ur momma biotch?

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            • Edited by Riot Actual: 10/8/2015 4:14:33 PM
              >Be me >Playing CoD AW >Random kid (We'll call him fgt) keeps gettin killed 'cause I'm 3sp00ky5him >Fgt starts calling me names and threatens me and all that good stuff >ImNotFaZed.jpg >I say "I love how you are threatening someone YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. DO U KNO HOW SAD DAT IS M80?" >Tfw Fgt doesn't speak for the rest of the game >Shut him out after our FFA session ended (We were playing One Shot FFA at the time)

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            • my friend from ail said he was going to burn down everyone in my state, I said you gotta get outta jail first. everyone in the party went apeshit fr

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            • Me playing Rainbow Six Siege: Ahh what a nice day. Random guy on my team: Why are you guys so bad. I'm leaving these teammates are the worst. I thought they were good at [u]the[/u] first. Me: [i]Scoots closer into the mic[/i] Boi....... You...........Got...........-450 point s....... And a .12 kd................[spoiler]You're BAD.[/spoiler] Not really a burn but It sounds funny to me.

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              • some girl said to me have you seen your grade in this class lately and I responded with have you seen how many guys you've slept with lately

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                • Edited by Loki: 10/9/2015 4:25:11 AM
                  Not my best So my friend just fell over in class,The the kid beside me starts screaming,OMG GET REKT AHHJHRhgt,15 secs later after all the commotion is over he talks to me and my friend He said something along the lines of Oh yeah guys guess what I got the new book of lector power. I'm like wut He's like are you death I'm like yeah,because of you screaming earlier.

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                • #Bump

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                • So I was in choir (yes I sing, no I am not gay) and this prick thought he was all cool and shit. So he was going on about some stupid shit in front of like 50 people so I made them all quit and rekt his ass into oblivion

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                • Need some ice for that burn? [spoiler]bu dum tisss[/spoiler]

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                • Why would I insult you? I wouldn't dare throw my eloquently crafted insults in the garbage like that.

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