I'm single because I'm an asshole. How about you?
Edit: I have just now been informed by my ex that I am not just an asshole, I am in face a [i]super[/i] asshole. Take that as you will.
Edit 2: A friend sent her a link to this topic and now I've been upgraded to [i]king kamehameha super dick[/i] asshole. -_-
Edit 3: If you're young, as in under 18, don't worry about being single. Hell. Don't worry about being single no matter how old you are. It's better to be single and awesome than together with someone who sucks. Cheers to being single boys!
Edit 4: Cheers to girls too! Didn't mean to leave the sisters out.
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30 RepliesEdited by The Forklift: 7/14/2015 3:20:44 AMReasons I'm single 1. I'm not hot 2. I treat girls they way they should be treated 3. I play out of my league 4. I'm not that smart around girls 5. I'm a little shy around girls 6. Girls don't really like me 7. And if they do I don't like them back 8. I talk myself out of relationships 9. It's fun being single 10. Even though I always want to be loved 11. I'm not really that tall 12. I'm not extremely popular 13. I'm not a "jock" and I'm not rich 14. I'm not risky enough for them 15. I play Xbox more than I should