I'm single because I'm an asshole. How about you?
Edit: I have just now been informed by my ex that I am not just an asshole, I am in face a [i]super[/i] asshole. Take that as you will.
Edit 2: A friend sent her a link to this topic and now I've been upgraded to [i]king kamehameha super dick[/i] asshole. -_-
Edit 3: If you're young, as in under 18, don't worry about being single. Hell. Don't worry about being single no matter how old you are. It's better to be single and awesome than together with someone who sucks. Cheers to being single boys!
Edit 4: Cheers to girls too! Didn't mean to leave the sisters out.
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Your last statement is great advice. . Better to be awesome as -blam!- and single than in a shitty relationship. Took me one ex wife to learn that one
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1 Reply36. With same gal since 18. I have an 18 year old just joined the marines. OHH-RAA!
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1 ReplyPenis too large :(
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Been with the same girl for 3 years. I'm 21.
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I've been with the same chick for 5 years. And I'm only 21.
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Because I like to ride my sparrow.
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She's an Ex, tell her to fu[b]ck[/b] off.
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Im underaged...
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I like to enjoy what limited free time I have
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Dick to big Might kill someone
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1 ReplyShe wanted to move to Arizona for school and I said no so we broke up since I didn't want to try a long distance relationship
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1 ReplyNot really a fan of it. I'll worry about relationships later on.
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1 ReplySingle because I move around a lot, make good cash, enjoy my freedom and never want marriage or kids.
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Because I'm a man and I do what I want!......and I'm an asshole
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5 RepliesWhen you date, you experience the Thorn effect: Damage Over Time
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8 RepliesIm single cause im nice to girls
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Edited by Iron Fang: 7/14/2015 12:56:36 AMDicks to big, might kill someone If I actually was single
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Not single
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Sounds like a BlTCH
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2 RepliesCause I'm chubby, ugly, and do nothing but work and play destiny
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You from Hawaii?
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Because I too am an asshole but I'll be nice to a girl if I want
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Because my wife won't let me have a girlfriend
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I... Oh wait I'm not single whoops
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8 RepliesSmall dick
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I'm single cause I just like to f**k.