I'm single because I'm an asshole. How about you?
Edit: I have just now been informed by my ex that I am not just an asshole, I am in face a [i]super[/i] asshole. Take that as you will.
Edit 2: A friend sent her a link to this topic and now I've been upgraded to [i]king kamehameha super dick[/i] asshole. -_-
Edit 3: If you're young, as in under 18, don't worry about being single. Hell. Don't worry about being single no matter how old you are. It's better to be single and awesome than together with someone who sucks. Cheers to being single boys!
Edit 4: Cheers to girls too! Didn't mean to leave the sisters out.
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3 RepliesBetter to be alone, than in the company of idiots.[spoiler]So why am I on this forum?[/spoiler] [spoiler]I kid, I kid.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNobody spends my money but ME
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I Don't like Gold Digger.
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I'm kinda shy!
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Bruh... Lol this thread tho
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Divorced....now I can play video games again without being hassled. Totally worth it. Honestly if it wasn't for sex and cuddling I wouldn't feel any need for women. I don't enjoy hanging out with them as friends, trying to laugh at their terrible jokes, and pretending I'm interested in whatever shallow asinine topic they are talking about. Obviously not all are like that but most. I probably sound bitter but it's all truth.
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Ugly :(
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I'm married...
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Gf sitting beside me
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I'm too legend for humans I need to find me some awoken
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Because kids and not looking at all
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5 RepliesMy ex dumped me to date a girl she was crushing on (I'm a guy). FML!
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1 ReplyBecause I don't like people very much
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Not interested as of right now Friends is easier
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2 RepliesCause I am a complete otaku that hates real women and embraces anime chicks
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I'm not. Yesterday my girlfriend gave me head, Mexican food, and ice cream cake all within 3 hours.
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I'm not. :D
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4 RepliesI have two girlfriends
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4 RepliesI'm a potato
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1 ReplyEdited by Ollie099: 7/14/2015 12:35:03 AMI can't take a hint and no confidence
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...she found out I didn't have a gally and hadn't completely a Raid...fixed that now but it's too late :(
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1 ReplyI ain't. I'm getting dat booty
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4 RepliesEdited by Zoom In: 7/14/2015 12:47:22 AMCause why would I waste my time and money on some broad, when I can be workin on maxin out my Grimoire score
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4 RepliesMy baby momma is a crazy chick and we still be fukking even tho we not together.
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Because dedication in most relations in this era is dead. Everybody is fiddling with everybody. "Hide yo kids, n hide yo wife cause erybodys getin f*kd!?"