I'm single because I'm an asshole. How about you?
Edit: I have just now been informed by my ex that I am not just an asshole, I am in face a [i]super[/i] asshole. Take that as you will.
Edit 2: A friend sent her a link to this topic and now I've been upgraded to [i]king kamehameha super dick[/i] asshole. -_-
Edit 3: If you're young, as in under 18, don't worry about being single. Hell. Don't worry about being single no matter how old you are. It's better to be single and awesome than together with someone who sucks. Cheers to being single boys!
Edit 4: Cheers to girls too! Didn't mean to leave the sisters out.
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Cheers mate. To all the ladies we leave behind. Let your life's last and your assholes tight. :)
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30 RepliesEdited by The Forklift: 7/14/2015 3:20:44 AMReasons I'm single 1. I'm not hot 2. I treat girls they way they should be treated 3. I play out of my league 4. I'm not that smart around girls 5. I'm a little shy around girls 6. Girls don't really like me 7. And if they do I don't like them back 8. I talk myself out of relationships 9. It's fun being single 10. Even though I always want to be loved 11. I'm not really that tall 12. I'm not extremely popular 13. I'm not a "jock" and I'm not rich 14. I'm not risky enough for them 15. I play Xbox more than I should
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4 RepliesEdited by Un1337ninj4: 7/14/2015 12:17:54 AMIntended. Right now I'm talking to Recruiters, chatting with reps of certain international colleges, and learning Java & C++. Forget long-distance drama, if I had a lass, how in heavens' name will I ever have time for Destiny, Planetside 2, and FFXIV: ARR?! Much rather have friend-zone drama.
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2 RepliesWhere's the "I have a successful relationship" option?
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Because I'm shy ;)
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Maybe I'm too nice. Maybe I'm a large sarcastic dick idk lol k
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More important things to life then finding someone to love. I've got shit to do with what limited time I have on this planet and I don't have time to waste getting girlfriends/boyfriends and getting laid or whatnot. [spoiler]he says as he stares at the destiny orbit screen in the middle of summer break.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHaven't found anyone who really is like me, I really like relationships where I can do stuff with my partner together (not sexually as I am too young for that)
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2 RepliesEx wanted to be a boy so...
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15 RepliesDating is useless at ages 13-18. Before then, it's all, "hey mom, can you drive me to McDonalds for a romantic date with my love?" I'm 17 and I just don't see the point right now.
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Ignoring my lack of confidence and constant self hate, I'm just not that interested. If someone comes along great, if they don't, I don't care.
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I'm an asshole, but somehow not single.idk how it happened, but it happened
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6 RepliesCause my ex decided to date her best friend's ex...what a time to be alive
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3 RepliesGod damn this thread makes me sad
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I'm single because I don't know what I want out of life, and I'd rather not put anyone through an emotionally draining time. Although I've been referred to by loved ones as kind, gentle, thoughtful, trustworthy and soothing, I'm also cold, aloof and somewhat distant. I always feel far away. Finding men who are also attracted to men is another difficult thing. I'd rather not flirt with anyone because I'd prefer not to cause an issue, and I'm oblivious as hell.
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I violated the [url=https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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im not charming or smooth and i got trust issues
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4 Repliesbecuz im ugly and hav acne
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Edited by Not2DayFrodo: 7/14/2015 3:11:51 AMI really can't answer that question I've been single for the past 6 years seems like I'm an invincible to women but it has its perks no bitching to listen to free to do what ever I want when I want and no nagging while I'm playing games or working on my vehicles.
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7 RepliesI can't control my erections
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Because i work all night and sleep during the day.
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Because I never get the hint. When I went on a date last week, apparently she wanted to kiss me, but my dumbass is over there eating popcorn and watching the movie
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9 RepliesWell im 14 im just too shy
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Because I live in the south and don't fill the expectations of every girls here. Examples: being short and my mood changes to much between wanting someone to hang with and wanting to isolate myself.
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3 RepliesBetter to be alone, than in the company of idiots.[spoiler]So why am I on this forum?[/spoiler] [spoiler]I kid, I kid.[/spoiler]