I'm single because I'm an asshole. How about you?
Edit: I have just now been informed by my ex that I am not just an asshole, I am in face a [i]super[/i] asshole. Take that as you will.
Edit 2: A friend sent her a link to this topic and now I've been upgraded to [i]king kamehameha super dick[/i] asshole. -_-
Edit 3: If you're young, as in under 18, don't worry about being single. Hell. Don't worry about being single no matter how old you are. It's better to be single and awesome than together with someone who sucks. Cheers to being single boys!
Edit 4: Cheers to girls too! Didn't mean to leave the sisters out.
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1 ReplyYou can be happy single and in a relationship. Don't let what you don't have take your spirit down. There are many ways to enjoy life, and only so many require a partner.
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Dixs too big.... its a lie.... sadface
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3 RepliesI need to save my money... [spoiler]To throw at the screen.[/spoiler]
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Soooo much easier these days. I wish I had tinder and not pay phones.
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1 ReplyThey are tricksters. They will try to change you. Its nice for a couple of months, but then they start getting mad over stupid shit. Stuff they wouldnt ordinarily get mad at someone for. Stuff you've been doing the whole f'ing time you've been dating. F that.
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I dunno which posts to take seriously and which ones are just trolls. To laugh or to cry? So conflicted right now.
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4 RepliesMy penis is tiny
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1 ReplyI'm slightly mysophobic, very introverted, and a homebody. Also can't stand commercial chemical-laden personal products. Colognes, perfumes, shampoos, laundry detegents, etc. Hard to find someone who has the same views.
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Because I have a tiny pp
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7 RepliesI'm not single, I'm married! Come at me bro. Haha [spoiler]They see me Trollin, dey Hatin[/spoiler]
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27 and single... I honestly have no desire to keep anyone around. I've always like being left alone. It's nice not having someone there to bitch and moan that I don't care about them. I've accepted this is the way I am wired. It's all good.
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7 RepliesI have a unique reason. I recently got laid off right before my apartment lease expired and had to move from downtown Denver to rural Ohio in a last minute decision. There are no women here under 22 who are sane, single, and under 300 lbs. On the plus side, I think that's a reasonable excuse.
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5 Replies1. This probably belongs in #offtopic 2. -blam!- relationships. What's the point if I get nothing out of them?
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Most couples I see seem miserable. So why should I?
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1 ReplyI'm married so, for the love of god don't get marry
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There are apparently no suitable partners in the state of Arkansas. That's why I'm single.
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It's my Destiny......or because of Destiny.....or both?
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I just get laid by my Ex and my side chick. They already know what it is no strings attached.
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Broke up with my gf after Xmas, haven't looked back since
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Your mom keeps saying no to me :P
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6 RepliesEdited by Fury: 7/14/2015 12:04:43 AMI'm waiting to date until marriage.
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1 ReplyI treat girls like toys[spoiler]im the asshole guy your girl wants):[/spoiler]
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I have a nice lady friend (my girlfriend for those people who are literal) and she actualy has here own xbox and plays destiny it's awesome
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7 Replies1. I'm ugly 2. I don't talk too often 3. I'm asian?
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Prior obligations.
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Cheers mate. To all the ladies we leave behind. Let your life's last and your assholes tight. :)