I'm single because I'm an asshole. How about you?
Edit: I have just now been informed by my ex that I am not just an asshole, I am in face a [i]super[/i] asshole. Take that as you will.
Edit 2: A friend sent her a link to this topic and now I've been upgraded to [i]king kamehameha super dick[/i] asshole. -_-
Edit 3: If you're young, as in under 18, don't worry about being single. Hell. Don't worry about being single no matter how old you are. It's better to be single and awesome than together with someone who sucks. Cheers to being single boys!
Edit 4: Cheers to girls too! Didn't mean to leave the sisters out.
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2 RepliesAyy not single here ;D I shall collect all the single guardians tears, and bathe in them.
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You believe what your ex tells you? Don't you know they're always crazy? That's why they're exes.
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I'm married (3 weeks now)... I'm living rent free in a house with no neighbors having the time of my life!
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1 Reply14 so there's no point
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Too expensive
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Married with kids
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2 RepliesDon't worry, there's plenty of other assholes out there. You'll find the perfect asshole for you.
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Edited by HOLY REGIME: 7/13/2015 10:56:02 PMWhy do people look at being single as a bad thing? My freshmen year of college my mom was always asking why I didn't have a girlfriend but I didn't want to tell her I was having intercourse with a lot of girls and just kicking them out after. I have 3 older sisters so she's careful I i treat girls. It just makes me angry she keeps asking me about it when I'm perfectly fine with what I'm doing now.
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Cuz I'm ugly af
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TFW you have a GF
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Eh I'm a dick and tell to go -blam!- themselves
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Ouch. Must feel bad. [spoiler]But #offtopic. It can be a scary place but #destiny is not the place for this type of topic.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyJust got my first, I never wanted one until I met my girl.She is insanely hot
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Too cool for girlfriend [spoiler]Hate life :([/spoiler]
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I'm single because girl's parents hate me.
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Bump. Come on guys.