I'm single because I'm an asshole. How about you?
Edit: I have just now been informed by my ex that I am not just an asshole, I am in face a [i]super[/i] asshole. Take that as you will.
Edit 2: A friend sent her a link to this topic and now I've been upgraded to [i]king kamehameha super dick[/i] asshole. -_-
Edit 3: If you're young, as in under 18, don't worry about being single. Hell. Don't worry about being single no matter how old you are. It's better to be single and awesome than together with someone who sucks. Cheers to being single boys!
Edit 4: Cheers to girls too! Didn't mean to leave the sisters out.
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I can't afford it
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1 ReplyWow this entire thread is fedora tipping neckbeards. So many jimmies rustled. BTW I'm single
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9 RepliesDon't have the guts to ask her out even though I know she likes me.
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My laziness stops me from pursuing a relationship. So in an easier sentence: lazy as -blam!-
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1 ReplyI feel as though this belongs in #help
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Edited by Marcus Marcus: 7/14/2015 11:49:33 AM[i][/i]
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I'm an asshole to people I'm no single so you should try a little
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2 RepliesJust like the game it's Destiny >.>
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Had a girl I could've dated, we had movie plans but because I'm an ass I just stopped texting her altogether and ignored her.
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2 RepliesOnly thing worse than no relationship is a bad relationship
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Because I'm riddled with STI's.
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2 RepliesMarried and he is a gamer too ;)
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Haha git gud scrubs [spoiler]Jk. I thought this girl didn't like me but she does now and now we go out [/spoiler]
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Also because... Gf= possible marriage The thought of waking up one day with a nice ass home, a marriage and a haircut that says ''I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.'' Really just bothers the -blam!- out of me. Would rather live my own life, make my own path.
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1 ReplyTL;DR: Born prematurely. Everything broken. Filled with anger. I actually haven't met many women. Most aren't my type. My programming courses usually have like 39 men and 1 woman who's already in a relationship. Oh well. Also, they say I'm a heartless. But hey! The heartless are [url=http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140831120326/new-monster/images/8/84/Shadow_heartless.png][b]adorable.[/b][/url] Am I right???
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Because I fart too much around girls it smells like.... Mhm
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4 RepliesBecause my ex was a slagbag, now i have trust issues
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17 RepliesThe path of a warrior is a solitary one.
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To busy working on what I want to do with my life to be caught up in the moment. Love, and relationships, are all but a waste of my time for me at this point in my life. Been single for 2ish years now and It has been extremely easygoing. The only stress I give is eustress to myself.
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1 ReplyBeen married since 2007.
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I'm a fussy bastard, wish I wasn't but since I broke up with my ex of 6 years I can't find anyone that I want to go out with. All my mates are engaged and having families and I'm here writing my life story on a gaming forum.......FML XD
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4 RepliesEdited by P4IN MA5TER: 7/14/2015 3:22:43 AMI propose... She say yes ... Next day, she - I need more space for myself Next week she is whit another guy. What she didn't know, that other guy have a large amount of money to pay me and he is and super asshole... I say hey, make something super mean to her and we are OK. He make a trip to Mexico and broke whit her, I pay the tickets, the food and even go in secret whit both. Don't regret anything. 😎
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6 RepliesHavent grinded enough. This damn RNG girlfriend drop rate sucks
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11 RepliesEdited by Toff: 7/14/2015 12:53:45 AMI'm pretty fûcking weird and I'm only 16 so they'll probably laugh at my small peepee I also watch anime and still play pokemon which I'm very self conscious about, I get really embarrassed if I talk to someone I don't know and go bright red. I don't even know why I exist. I might as well just die.
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2 RepliesSingle because at this age I don't need a man holding me back.
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1 ReplyYou can be happy single and in a relationship. Don't let what you don't have take your spirit down. There are many ways to enjoy life, and only so many require a partner.