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7/13/2015 11:44:21 AM
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Ah, the 'Egotistical Douchebag'. Distantly related to [i]Homo Sapiens[/i], it is not a particularly rare sight in its specific habitat known as the 'Destiny forums'. Shares similar behavourial characteristics as the 'Special Snowflake', where it feels it must assert it's dominance over other gamers. Unlike the 'Special Snowflake', it does this by taking the piss out of other people's video game statistics, instead of crying because everyone has the same equipment as it. Also has a misguided notion that it is better than everyone else, and with it's battlecry, 'shitting on scrubs', likes to pretend to be a sniper with it's Final Round Spear, where statistics show that less than half of it's kills with said weapon are headshots, suggesting it can't shoot for shit, and has to rely on abusing a mechanic to win. Future forecasts for the population of the 'Egotistical Douchebag' suggest an imminent decrease after an event known as the next 'Weapon Patch', where it's methods of survival could possibly become useless. Tune in next week on 'Species of the forums', where we try and hunt down the elusive 'Nice Destiny Player'.
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