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7/5/2015 1:17:08 AM

i have a secret version of the traveller story. Fictional Grim card.

Illuminati: what's that large white planet looking thing in earths atmosphere? Dave: it's coming to bring life to the planets in our solar system. Illuminati: what are those alien races chasing it for? Dave: they want to scrap its I beams, and paper mâché. Illuminati: what? Dave: you see those I beams were made from the Empire State buildings collapse after King Kong destroyed it. Those aliens can't make high quality steel. They keep searching old Russia for it, but it's all rusty. The traveller is made out of it, and can keep growing it. Japan donated all of it's origami for the pinata to be made. Illuminati: is that why the bottom is all torn up? Dave: No. It was Crotas birthday, and oryx told him the traveller was his birthday piñata. Crota, and his friends thought it was full of candy so they kept beating it with sticks. Illuminati: then what? Dave: everyone died except a couple of really smart locksmiths that had built robots to break open bank vaults. They collected some paper mâché, and put some A.I. Into their burglar bot. It evolved and has the ability to bring people back to life? Illuminati: why doesn't it go through the graveyard, and bring back all the dead astronauts on the moon? Dave: Really? U want to know? Illuminati: yes. Dave: because you don't need help. You need to GET GUD SCRUB!,!! Thump, and scream echoed from the tower. Speaker: where's Dave? Illuminati: Daves not here man.

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