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Edited by matrix100_x: 7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.

You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively. Ready....GO!

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  • Spray u in female bear hormones when u aren't paying attention and invite on a hiking trip to yellow stone and stay behind to go to the "bathroom"

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  • I will cover you in steaks and rawhides and have packs of dogs released upon you.

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  • I will stuff you into a box, enough space for you to fit, and put said box that you are in, on a nail. That nail is super glued onto a hydraulic piston. When I push the button the piston breaks through the box, and you are impaled by the nail. You just died by a nail. How sad and pathetic.

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    • Nuke him or her

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    • Black Widow in his pants.

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    • Pressure mine under pillow

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    • Drowns him in his own semen.

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    • Kali ma... KALI MAAAAA! *takes out heart*

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    • Death by kernal sanders "chicken fit"

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    • Burn his body by firing dragon breath shotgun rounds It's an actual shotgun round.

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    • Your ties down to the ground with barbed wire. Then I stick a iron bucket onto your stomach full of rats I hear up the bucket burning your skin and causing the rats to dig into you. Your still alive then I chain you up by your wrist then I flay you alive causing extreme pain. Once you have been flayed I pour acid over which will eventually kill you if not you will die from the pain or blood loss.

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    • I put toothpick between your toenails and force you to kick a brick wall. After that , I inch a drill bit closer and closer to your eye until it reaches it, proceeding to drill through your eye and into your skull slowly

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    • My boot (force of a semi-truck going 121MPH downhill, about 2.5 stomps per second) Your head (self-explanatory)

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    • Death by orangutan feces.

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    • Edited by Op : 8/9/2015 7:51:27 PM
      I stick an electric drill into your knee while you're tied in a chair, preform open heart surgery without anesthesia and then proceed to stitch you up, spin the drill again, take it out, shoot your knees with a shotgun and then let you bleed to death But not before castrating you, sticking it in your throat and then water board you

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      • Kill you

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      • Ill water board you until your heart gives out from shock

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      • I will make you have dinner with master rahool

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      • Here we f[b]u[/b]cking go. #Getf[b]u[/b]ckedup I will strap you to a wooden chair, and pour burning oil on you 2 times. Then I will stick screwdrivers in between your nail, and your flesh, for each finger then I will whack the screwdrivers with a wooden mallot. after I'm done with that, I will grab a blowtorch and burn the wound caused by the screwdrivers with a blowtorch to stop the bleeding. Then I will peel off your burning skin because, I have all the time in the world. Now I will cut off each finger then burn the wound so you do not bleed out. For each where there once was a finger, I will shove my tiny needles down where the wound is where there were once your fingers. Then I will do the exact same thing with your feet. Then I will repeatedly do this till I reach palm, or the foot itself. And I will dip the remaining hands, and feet into acid, till your hands, and feet are completely gone. Then I will burn your stubs to get rid of the "acid effect" Then I will put blazing hot air conditioners all around you to blow hot, hot air all over you, I will remove all your clothes And replace it with sweaters, and thick pants, and leave you for 30 minutes. Then I will, remove the 'air conditioners' and the clothes and cut off a piece of your flesh, till you have no arms, or legs. When I get to the elbows, and knee's I will bash them with my wooden mallot, then continue slicing off little, by little pieces of your arm, and legs, till you have no legs, nor arms. Now, It's time for the penis, I will rub you one, then when your erect I will f[b]u[/b]cking smash your dick right on the top with my wooden mallet, repeatedly till it's bleeding hardcore, then I will burn it with my blowtorch to stop the bleeding. Your balls? I'll simply smash them 20 times with my wooden mallet, and rip with my bare hand what's left of your ballsack off. And I'll cut off what's left of your penis. And for good measure, smash what's left there with my wooden mallet. If you have a vagina, I will shove up thick, wooden sticks sharp at the tip, very splinter inside. Then I will knit/stich your vagina together and seal it with the blowtorch. I can keep going, but today. I'm just going to cut it short.

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        • Edited by Vegito: 8/9/2015 3:43:27 PM
          I will skin you alive and make a cape out of your skin then take my cape wrap it around you neck so it starts choking you then I will make you walk across a floor covered in broken glass soaked in acid so as you can't breath and you feel the acid eat away at your feet I will strap you to a chair and remove your eyeball so you can watch yourself eat the other and then I place it on the ground and squish it like a bug with eyeball juice everywhere and then I stab your throat and watch you choke to death on your own blood finally I jettison you into deep space out of an airlock and watch as your head explodes and I just sit there and drink a cup of hoy chocolate and think that I should have kept the cape so I put on my space suit go out rip the cape off and return to my ship put it on and resume drinking hot chocolate

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        • I will saw my left earlobe off and strangle him with it until he passes out. Then I will wait until he wakes up and make him watch The Jersey Shore. After he is brain dead, and his eyes are bleeding, I will take out one of his leg bones, sharpen it, then use it to cut out his heart.

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        • I take a sword and slightly piece your spinal cord paralyzing you from the neck down. While you lay there defenseless, I take a butter knife and start to cut you open from the middle of your chest down to your belly button. Then I remove your spleen so your body can no longer filter blood. I grill it. Now I'm trying to force feed you it, it doesn't work because you keep resisting. I have the flu virus in a syringe. It's then injected into your veins, from the inside. Since your body can no longer fight off disease, you slowly start suffering. Your mucus starts building up and is now leaking from your nose. It eventually stockpiles enough in your nose to the point where you can't breathe through your nose. Remember that spleen you wouldn't eat? Well now I shoved it into your mouth. You eventually suffocate. The end.

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        • Classically > Creatively.

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        • Gjallarhorn? Hold x Technically its the opposite of creativity but whatever.

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        • First off I make a bunch of woodchips and pour salt all over them. Then I launch the wood chips out of a chute of some kind pointed at you. As you writh in pain I pour boiling hot cheese down your mouth and impale you on a telephone pole.

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        • Get in a spaceship that has a giant hand, push the earth towards the sun so that you burn up from the heat.

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